WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA
spoiler alert every flavour is grape
I mean really
nobody has money that is prettier than australian money
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Legend of Legaia
With the help of talking bracelets, you run around in the fog and make trees grow.
(bonus)
Persona 4
You eat a lot of steak
Shadow Hearts: Looking up chicks skirts, possessed dogs, and a man named Bacon.
Oh, and killing God. Can’t forget that.
Left for Dead: You kill zombies with your gay friends.
I win
Minecraft: Lego for adults with time to kill.
World of Warcraft
you spend eternity in a endless limbo, running shitty errands for the laziest people in existence, and every time you try to die, you come back to life.
Battlefield: You shoot people until they’re dead
Mega Man: You run to the right and jump and shoot.
SHOULDA BEEN CALLED JUMP N’ SHOOT MAN
Fire Emblem: Be prepared to start over almost every level because someone always dies.
Deus Ex: Your this robot thing that does stuff for some reason
(Source: effyeahpegasister)